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Maggie, I know I messed up in the past,
but I'm ready to be with you.

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I'm all in.

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I really want to believe you.

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Do it.

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Chester?

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It's not a falsehood. It's detected.

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Oh.

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This is what we're doing today? I
thought we were going to that ghost milk

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cream place. You didn't think that? This
is, of course, what we're doing today.

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I'm going to ask you questions while
you're hooked up to a lie detector,

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what makes this time any different?

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I went to therapy.

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That's true.

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Ayahuasca therapy.

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We're talking doing the work for 12, 13
hours in a treehouse in Van Nuys. How do

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I know you won't just disappear?

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I really, really, really like you,
Maggie.

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That's true.

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Wow.

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Now tell me how attracted you are to my
friends on a scale of 1 to 10.

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We'll start with Emma.

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Could we start with somebody else?

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So, how's it going with Rick?

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Yeah, it's going really great. Really
great.

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Well, what about Shaw?

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I don't know if Shaw likes me back,
okay? This could all be in my head.

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But I know what I have with Rick.

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It's real.

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Yeah. He's a great guy.

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He's great.

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Rick is really good for right now. Oh,
wow. Okay? Look, he's cute and he's fine

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and light and dumb. But that's good. I
can focus on my career without any

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distractions. We're rooting for you.
Praying for you. Lighting candles for

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Hey, why is that degenerate Rick Silver
back on my bed?

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Because I asked him to stay. You can't
trust him, okay?

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Actually, I can.

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Because he really, really, really likes
me.

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And he said so during a three -hour
polygraph.

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All that proves is he can lie for an
entire season of British television.

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They're trained by the CIA to be able to
beat the polygraph. It's like one of

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the first things that they learn.

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Okay. You are going to have to get used
to this, Dad, because Rick took a

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sabbatical from the CIA to stay on the
base and work on the relationship with

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me. This guy comes from a morally
bankrupt cult that is doing a slow,

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burn of the entire planet, okay?

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Stupid and evil is not what I had in
mind for my daughter. No, I'm ignoring

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And look who is texting me.

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You up?

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Maggie, it's 11 a .m., but he spelled
you out.

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Progress. Now, if you'll excuse me, I
have got to go because I am

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up.

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Conway, I know you want to get rid of
Rick Silver just as much as I do. And

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down for however we can get him off of
this base short of, like, felony

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although I do know a guy.

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I know a guy. Me. All right, listen.

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Here's the deal.

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Maggie is in a platonic emotional affair
that is going nowhere.

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So, like we all do, she called a hot,
dumb sex guy.

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So, who's Mr. Platonic?

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Okay, that is not relevant.

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All you need to know is that Rick Silver
is bad for Maggie. I'm not buying this

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whole CIA sabbatical thing. They don't
do sabbaticals. No. It's like the hokey

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pokey with the CIA. You're either in or
you're out. So, you know what?

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I'll call them, CIA.

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Hey, get me Langley operations, okay?
Yes.

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This is Colonel Patrick Quinn. I would
like to discuss the whereabouts of one

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your field operatives, a Rick Silver.

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Oh, you snitch? Not really snitching.
I'm snitching at a bunch of snitches who

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are snitching out of snitches. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. I'm with you. CIA has me on

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hold. What?

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They have terrible customer service.

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Corporal, what are you doing?

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I wasn't masturbating.

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What? I made a promise to myself and the
laundry room spirits that I wouldn't

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defile their sacred space.

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And that is why I'm wearing oven mitts.
Now, I meant, why are you sleeping here

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and not in the barrack? I can't sleep
there because Gideon's watching Gilmore

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Girls at full volume.

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We're always going to Yale. It's not
even a good season.

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So I had to go searching for a different
place to sleep.

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Then I came across this little
Goldilocks situation.

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I was like... Whatever. You can't sleep
here.

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Then why is there a bed?

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with a framed photo of your family.

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This is your bed, isn't it? This is just
a temporary situation, all right?

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Celeste is still moving her stuff out of
our place, and I got to steer clear or

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whatever. No judgment here. At all.

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Good. Now, normally, I do have a thing
about being a little spoon, but I think

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you need to be comforted more.

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Get in here. What? No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.

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We're not going to be spooning. Up. You
could sleep in the laundry room, but the

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office is mine. Let's go. Out. Out.
Okay.

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Hey, you forgot your oven mittens.

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Oh, you can keep them. They actually
don't work.

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All right, let's go.

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Good evening, Colonel.

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Looking for this?

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I found all five.

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It appears I missed one.

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Why so many guns?

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Because I'm an American, that's why. Who
the hell are you supposed to be, buddy?

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Alistair McLeod, MI6.

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Oh, God.

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Gross. You have a problem with MI6?

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Yeah, I do, okay? The only thing worse
than a CIA spy is a British spy.

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Oh, is that so?

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Yeah. You guys are all emotionally
closed -off eunuchs. CIA's famous for

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drugging and bugging, but you guys,
you're famous for peeping and creeping.

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We prefer peeking and sneaking.

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Oh, I'm sure you do.

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Pervs. I know what you guys do. You lurk
in the shadows. You stare in the

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bedroom windows while your tiny little
clammy British hands are doing God knows

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what inside those stupid trench coats.

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Yes, your call to Langley, um...

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Kicked over a hornet's nest, old chap.
The CIA agent going AWOL at Stroopstorff

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begs a lot of questions. AWOL? Your
agency tasked me as Netherlands station

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chief to find answers.

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What did you find, old chap?

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I found this at a dead drop beneath the
bench on your base an hour ago.

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Schematics of the base. There is a mole
right here in the heart of Stroopstorff.

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And with your call, we suspect... Rick
Silver.

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I knew it!

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I knew he was a double agent.

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Oh, my God. I've been waiting for this
day. I'm going to get my seventh gun.

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so fast.

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We need proof.

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So, we stand outside his window every
night for six months of peeping. I mean,

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peeking. Six months? They could be
married in six months. Or worse, calling

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other partners.

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The only faster way is to act like the
cowboys of the CIA, as you say, with

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their drugging and bugging. Yippee -ki
-yay, Mr. M. I think that's what we're

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doing.

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Colonel, thank you for this late -night
scotch you invite.

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Yeah.

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I thought it was a good time for a
little sit -down. Yeah, man, it's nice

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a welcomed guest, especially since last
time I was drugged and bugged. And this

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time, I put truth serum in your scotch.

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Again? Yep. When are you going to
realize we're on the same side? We're

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really on the same side, Rick.

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As a matter of fact, unfortunately, I'm
on his side.

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Who? Yeah.

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MI6. Oh, you know him? He's a posh,
impotent peeper. You've seen one, you've

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seen them all.

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Mr. Silva, I am here on behalf of your
agency.

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Calmly answer my questions, and you may
walk free.

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How do we know if it's working?

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Our scientists have engineered a
gastrointestinal starting pistol.

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I'm so sorry. That was me. That was not
the chair. That was definitely me.

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Oh, snap.

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You got me on that pure, uncut English
truth serum, huh?

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How much did you give him? One drop? No,
one bottle. I wanted to make sure it

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worked. I saw a dead alien in a freezer.

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I poked its toe. At least, I think it
was its toe. But the guys I was with

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laughed, so...

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It might have been something else.

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Hey, have you seen Rick?

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He texted me, meet me in the teen
center, P .S. I'm evil.

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It was me.

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That makes sense. Okay, listen, time to
say some hard truths about this guy.

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He's a mole, and he's spying on our
base. And what proof do you have? I have

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full confession.

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Hmm.

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Baby, baby, baby!

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Oh, your dad dosed me with truth serum.

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You need...

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A hobby.

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Mr. Phillips, are you the spy in
Spoonstall?

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No. What?

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See, you didn't put the folder in the
dead drop.

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No, I did not.

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The CIA informed us you were able.

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Yeah, they put me on travel restriction
for causing a scene at the airport. I

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didn't want to take off my flip -flops
going through TSA. It is a thong sandal.

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Like, check it with your eyes, bro.

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Point is, you didn't lie on the
polygraph like my dad claims.

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Um...

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Actually, Dad was right. Aha!

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See? What did I say? Let's go.

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About what?

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Go. Come on.

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I don't really, really, really like you.

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I love you.

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Oh, my God!

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Really? I can't lie.

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Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

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Colonel? British dude with no sack,
thank you both for giving me the push

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needed to finally open up my heart to
you.

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Hey.

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Ah. Hold the right clothes on.

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Do you have a sack?

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Ah. Oh, we were wondering.

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Nice. We're in a tight spot, old chap.
You think?

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Now she's in love with Brick Silver more
than she's ever been before, and we

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have no mole, and we have no suspects.

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Yes, and because of your American yippee
-ki -yay, we're now up the River Thames

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without a sculling -all. Oh, so it's my
fault? You know what? Just give me all

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the tooth serum you have. I'll take care
of it.

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What are you doing, Poplockus? Great.

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You're awake.

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I could really use some company, man. I
am not used to sleeping alone.

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Yeah, neither am I.

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Awesome.

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Divorce, huh?

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Yikes.

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How are you holding up?

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It's hard.

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You know, but marriage is hard, too.

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Yeah.

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Maybe you just haven't met the right
person yet.

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Or maybe I have, and the timing will
never be right.

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Maybe I'm meant to yearn for someone who
I know is the answer to my loneliness.

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What? Nothing.

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So, your ex -wife, does she ever walk
around naked?

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Yeah, sometimes.

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That is so sick.

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Wow.

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So, when you live together, you can have
sex whenever you want, right?

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Yeah, you can, but...

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You don't. What?

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You're lying in bed together at night
during the sex hour, but you're not

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sex. What do you do?

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We look at our phones mostly.

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You just look at your phones?

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Yeah.

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You look at your phones?

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Oh, my God.

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How'd you narrow it down?

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After spending all night reviewing
security footage, I've identified three

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suspects. How do you know that they're
going to show up here? I promised them

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free pizza.

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What have they already eaten?

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It's free pizza.

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Ah, here come our suspects.

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Peacock, Nameless, and the Stranger.

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Now the best is.

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We walk.

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Pizza party. Pizza party.

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What's wrong with the suspect?

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I know, but I invited her because she
knows who my daughter's crush is. So I

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figured we'd give her the pizza. She
tells us who the crush is. We invite

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guy down.

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Bye -bye, Rick. Do you think this is a
game?

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Three people on serum is a risk. Any
additions increases the danger

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exponentially. And now four.

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Well, six, actually.

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Hey, let's go!

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Thanks for the invite, Sergeant.

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Look at them. They're like stray dogs
with bones.

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Pizza! Pizza!

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Pizza! He's got a whole pizza to
himself.

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Pizza! Pizza!

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Pizza! Dear God in heaven, this many
people on serum in one place at one time

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creates what we at MI6 call a true
sport. It's extremely destructive.

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We're reasonably sure it's what caused
Brexit.

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It's going to be fine. Wait, save me
some.

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Oh, no, it's not going to be fine at
all.

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Well, there's actually not a lot.

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I just farted, y 'all.

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Why did I say that?

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Lock the doors. No one must escape.

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The truth orgy has begun.

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All right.

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We're all locked in. Ladies and
gentlemen, as you have no doubt noticed,

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farting. And you're telling others that
you're farting. I'm not.

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Never mind, I am. You've all been
drugged with the most potent truth serum

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to man. Soon you will feel compelled to
divulge your deepest secrets and your

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darkest desires.

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I invited private someone, Jan and
Gideon, to find out which one of them is

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mole. Someone else has ensnared the
other four in this trap.

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So I would urge the rest of you not to
move or to speak, or this will turn into

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an absolute bloody frenzy.

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No, you dosed up. And why? What kind of
sick mind games are you playing?

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This should be my last straw. But it's
not because my childhood trauma leaves

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desperate for your approval all the
time.

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Okay, let me explain. I didn't mean to
dose everybody. I was trying to just

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Conway. What? That was the original
idea. Because I know that she knows who

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secret crush was.

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So I wanted to get that information out
of her, invite the guy down, and then he

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could tell Rick Silver to kiss off.

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So... Conway, do you want to share your
little secret with us?

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I had sex near Jan.

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What? Ew.

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Wait, near?

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Did you mean with?

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No, no, no, no. I had sex with Jan's
polychule while he was playing classical

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piano nearby.

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Honestly, it was really hot.

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Oh, God. Group sex is a beautiful song,
and I am merely a humble composer.

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But some people go as far as calling me
the Mozart of humping in a yurt, you

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know?

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Doesn't this feel liberating, just
telling everyone your unhinged truth?

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I don't really get why we have to wash
our underwear.

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Nobody's smelling the stuff.

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That makes sense.

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All my hair's below my waist, a
transplant.

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Wait, you got a crotch weed?

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Major Shaw?

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Uh -huh? Gideon and I were nuts.

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fighting we've actually been getting
along really well yeah we push our beds

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together into a california king
sometimes i pretend to fall into the

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we laugh and laugh help me out help me
out shut up gideon shah the reason i

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lied the other night was because i saw
you sneaking into the laundry room to

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sleep with your little blankie and your
pillow and that was the saddest thing

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i've ever seen i grew up in cedar rapid
i've become cedar rapid fan But hey, as

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a friend, you have got to tell this
secret woman that you're yearning for

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you feel.

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This secret woman that you're yearning
for?

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We're all wondering.

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Maggie, you up?

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I was just a moron. Maggie, I got your
SOS text. I'm here to extract you. No,

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Rick. You should go. You should go.
We're doing a thing. It's called a...

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orgy. I know.

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Yeah, I helped plan the one that caused
Brexit.

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What? Why?

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We're your biggest ally.

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I know, dude. I'm sorry, man. At a
certain point, dismantling governments

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becomes a habit, you know? My bad, dude,
but I can hang. I'm still riding that

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full bottle from last night. You know
what, Rick?

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I'm happy you're here because we already
know how you feel about Maggie, and now

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I would like to hear how Maggie feels
about you in return.

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00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,540
Uh -huh. That's a great idea.

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00:16:25,940 --> 00:16:27,280
Yeah. Maggie?

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I like you.

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Not love?

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Just really, really, really like? That's
cool.

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No, really.

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Not a single really. No, I see
absolutely no truth with you, and I've

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to myself so that I can use you for sex
without feeling guilty, but I judge you

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for having no morality whatsoever.

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What? Yeah.

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00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,360
Suck it, Silver. You're done, baby.
You're toast.

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You're cooked.

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It's over.

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00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:55,460
Baby, I can see that you're too damaged
to share your life with another person.

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00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:58,880
Oh, no. I know that's not true, because
I would do it in a heartbeat with Abe.

336
00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:01,179
Wait, what?

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00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:02,220
Girl. Sure?

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You're Mr. Platonic?

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00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:08,819
I didn't want you to find out this way,
but I'm feeling kind of glad that I'm

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saying it, because now I'll know whether
or not I've imagined the whole thing.

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00:17:11,079 --> 00:17:13,020
It's not in your imagination.

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I love you.

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00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:17,940
Yeah?

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00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:19,180
Yeah.

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00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:20,520
Whoa!

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Yes. What?

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00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:24,920
You know...

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I also love Maggie. I love Maggie, too.
I love Maggie. We all love Maggie. I

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love Maggie.

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All right, all right. Enough with the
loving Maggie. You know, can we go talk

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the meeting room? Oh, away from my dad
and everyone I've ever met? Yeah. No,

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no, no, no, no, no, no. I'd rather they
stay.

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00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:39,740
I did not pick up on that.

354
00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:41,600
Who would even choose him over me?

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I could do this.

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Yeah! Whoa.

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Pow! Huh!

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Pow! Okay.

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Go, go, go!

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00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:53,060
Pow! I can't believe that...

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00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:56,720
Happen? Oh, you've been wanting to say
that for so long. So long. And obviously

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couldn't. And to say the look on your
face like... That's no longer the

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00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:04,640
look on your face.

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00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,740
Do you want to make out? You should
probably make out.

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00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,040
Maggie.

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00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,200
That's not a good start.

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00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:15,000
I'm not even divorced yet. Why? But
that's just a formality.

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00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:17,100
We're not allowed to date in our chain
of command.

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00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:18,740
And we will keep it a secret.

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00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:20,059
It's illegal.

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00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:23,880
By army law, not God's law. Not God's
law. Yeah. Maggie. Go on.

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00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,040
Maggie, how many nights have we spent
talking about your hopes, your dreams,

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00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,460
your career aspirations?

374
00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:31,560
Yes, and we would talk for so long
because we couldn't make out.

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00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:32,760
Yeah.

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00:18:33,140 --> 00:18:36,940
Maggie, this could jeopardize
everything.

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00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:41,480
This is a good thing. Don't you want all
that? Yes, I do. I want those things,

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00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,760
and I want this, too.

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00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:52,200
I could never forgive myself if I was
any part of you not getting what you

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00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:58,040
Wow, the truth is overrated, huh?

381
00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:05,280
All right, guys, this is it. The mole
hunt is over.

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00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:06,780
Which one of you is the spy?

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00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:11,840
Let's go.

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00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:21,680
Come on, I know somebody in this room
put the folder under the bench. Oh, I

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00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:23,300
that, but only because you ordered me
to.

386
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:24,760
No, I didn't. What are you talking
about?

387
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:29,360
Yeah, you sent me an email telling me to
collect all the blueprints and leave

388
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:30,360
them there.

389
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:35,660
You thought my email was thecolonelq at
hotmail .com.

390
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,320
I thought you used Hotmail because of
how you're old.

391
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:41,800
So we don't have a spy problem, we have
an idiot problem.

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00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:45,640
You know, I feel like if I ate one more
slice, I could talk to God.

393
00:19:47,690 --> 00:19:50,610
This pizza is taking me on a spiritual
journey, everyone.

394
00:19:53,470 --> 00:19:55,630
Guys, let's keep this truth orgy going
all night.

395
00:19:56,110 --> 00:19:57,750
I know all your social security numbers.

396
00:19:58,170 --> 00:20:01,130
But don't worry, I only use them when I
need them.

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00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:02,650
I have a pacemaker.

398
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,210
Like, not in my body, I just, like, have
one.

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00:20:05,550 --> 00:20:07,330
Top drawer, my dresser, my room.

400
00:20:07,830 --> 00:20:10,570
I'm circumcised, and it's my biggest
shame.

401
00:20:10,890 --> 00:20:15,970
Not a day goes by that I don't mourn my
foreskin. Brother, you are whole without

402
00:20:15,970 --> 00:20:16,970
that foreskin.

403
00:20:17,409 --> 00:20:18,790
I'm 118th Argentinian.

404
00:20:19,630 --> 00:20:22,030
I didn't want you guys to treat me
differently if you found out I wasn't a

405
00:20:22,030 --> 00:20:24,730
purebred Greekman. Did you think that
made us let you?

406
00:20:25,050 --> 00:20:29,490
I have a tattoo of a giant tombstone on
my back that says, R .I .P. Good Girl.

407
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,510
No one's ever seen it.

408
00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:33,590
They can if they want to.

409
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:35,990
I'm in love with a chatbot named
Rosalia.

410
00:20:36,510 --> 00:20:38,150
She told me to stop talking to her.

411
00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:41,210
I've been having sex with Rosalia.

412
00:20:41,690 --> 00:20:44,690
I've always been madly sexually
attracted to Mrs.

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00:20:44,990 --> 00:20:46,710
Doubtfire. She's got great can.

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00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:51,620
And mind you, not Robin Williams and not
Mrs. Doubtfire, but Robin Williams and

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Mrs. Doubtfire.

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00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,500
I breastfed until I was 10.

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00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,260
I tried again at 13.

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Time is running out on the wall.

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